|What Is OnCar™?||TESTIMONIALS FROM SATISFIED CUSTOMERS|
|OnCar™ is a sophisticated state-of-the-art vehicle tracking system, able to perform numerous functions related to your driving comfort. OnCar™ can unlock your car door remotely, adjust your cabin temperature, load your seat pre-sets, summon police or medical services, change a flat tire, activate cruise control, offer nutritional advice and even deliver weather information, stock quotes (including the yield on the ten-year note) and sport scores in real-time. OnCar™ is available free for life on all new Domestic Motors™ vehicles.||
"OnCar™ is a real... driver assistance service... I love... Oncar™. My personal concierge, Daryl was... Helpful... Useful... It's the only system in my vehicle that I can't turn off no matter how hard I try."
Recent Vice President of
a California firm
"I was skeptical at first. I thought Oncar™ was just another toy for my gadget loving husband. But quickly I saw that OnCar™ is exactly what my family needed. There have been few situations where I've turned to OnCar™ and he, I mean it, hasn't been able to provide me with the assistance that I needed."
Attractive homemaker of
a California home
|New OnCar™ Large Prynt™ Button|
|Exceeding the compliance standards dictated by the Americans With Disabilities Act, OnCar™ is pleased to introduce the most important element of the OnCar™ feature-rich controle module, the Large Prynt™ edition assistance button. Our expert R&D teams have determined that in either an emergency situation or a disaster event, the Large Prynt™ button is crucial for the survival of your family. We have incorporated this concept feature directly into the dashboard console where the clock used to be.|
|Daryl From OnCar™: Employee Of The Month|
|When Ted locked his keys
in the car, he thought he was
screwed. Fortunately, his brand-new fully-loaded 2007 ½ Domestic
Minivan came equipped with OnCar
Ted soon discovered that OnCar
Daryl from OnCar
From OnCar™ is a short film,
Bob Clendenin as Ted
Michele Scarabelli as Judy
Directed by David McWhirter
Cinematography by Edward G. Dadulak
Edited by Paul Orehovec
Written by Ron Corcillo and Russ Carney of America
Produced by Ron Corcillo, David McWhirter and Russ Carney of America
Daryl From OnCar™ debuted on October 28, 2008 at
Daryl From OnCar: Full Version
Daryl From OnCar Trailer v1.0
Daryl From OnCar Trailer v2.0
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|OnCar™ is © 2008 Russ Carney
OnCar™ is a commercial parody created solely for
satirical and artistic purposes and is protected by the Fair Use
copyright law. Any resemblance to any existing do-it-all
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